Archive for September, 2009
Calgon, take me away!
So, it’s that time of year again… I leave for Girls’ Weekend tomorrow morning! I am so excited… it’s been a very rough couple of months and I am so looking forward to getting away from it all.
I know I’ve been absolutely terrible about posting… and I am sorry. My life is in quite a [...]
Children Writing About The Ocean
A Wednesday funny for you, compliments of my Papa! Kids were asked to write about the ocean and this is what they came up with!
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)
Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Written by the SSGF
The SSGF wrote this post… I hope you enjoy!
“Are we making it harder than it needs to be? Am < I > making it harder?”
That’s what she said to me almost a month ago. Just about two weeks before, I sent her a drunken message asking her if she would kiss me if I asked [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )Putting up walls
I put up walls. The end.
Ok, not really! Had you worried there for a minute, didn’t I? So allow me to elaborate because I know you are waiting with bated breath on the edge of your seats… you are aren’t you?
I come from a broken home. I know you are saying “oooh, what, you think [...]
The girls
So this post is gonna be about breasts. My breasts. The girls. No, they don’t have names and no I’m not showing you a picture. And I want to apologize in advance to the ONE DUDE who OCCASIONALLY reads here. But I gotta get this off my chest. Harhar… chest… get it? Man I crack [...]
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